There are two undeniable truths about celebrating your birthday:
1) you're going to be drunk. It may be attributed to your own due diligence or it could be friends buying you liquor all night. Gotta love 'em
2) you'd like some sex. you may pass out in the car on the way home, incoherent until the next morning, but you'd like some action. I mean, it's your birthday.
Now normally, I like to develop my own definitions but this one is pretty accurate; Birthday Sex is defined (courtesy of Urban Dictionary) as Obligation-free sex which happens on or around someone's birthday. Usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl's partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl's preferences. The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.
1) you're going to be drunk. It may be attributed to your own due diligence or it could be friends buying you liquor all night. Gotta love 'em
2) you'd like some sex. you may pass out in the car on the way home, incoherent until the next morning, but you'd like some action. I mean, it's your birthday.
Now normally, I like to develop my own definitions but this one is pretty accurate; Birthday Sex is defined (courtesy of Urban Dictionary) as Obligation-free sex which happens on or around someone's birthday. Usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl's partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl's preferences. The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.
It's your birthday, so I know you want to rI -I -Ide out
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