Regardless of what is has become, Facebook is a phenomenon that changed the game. Don't get me wrong, it had predecessors: Blackplanet - If you didn't have a page, you were losing. My screen name was...D_ReaLesT. Go ahead, laugh @ me. Shit, I even joined MiGente so I could cover all my bases. In hindsight though, both those sites lacked the most important characteristic that makes something 'a little bit cooler'...exclusivity. Facebook was for college students. JUST college students. You couldn't even sign up without your fuckin' school issued e-mail address. I was perpetually single for the majority of college so it was a great tool to network. I'll leave the words single and network open to your interpretation :-)
Initially, Facebook was the best thing since sliced bread. I was poking, messaging, and friend requesting every PYT I found, but all good things come to an end. This is when I learned one of my first important lessons about women - they mark their territory. Actually, I knew that but that's when I realized something as simple as a "what she wrote on your wall" was enough to turn a chick into The HULK - green with envy; and I definitely didn't like her when she was angry. It no longer mattered what I did when I wasn't being watched b/c being tagged in an album ratted me out worse then T.I.'s bodyguard because it showed explicitly -who I was with, what I wore, where I was, and HOW I dancing!
It's comical now, but Facebook & I have had an interesting almost abusive past. The situations that are top of mind:
1) Someone constructed a fake profile of me with a quite unflattering profile picture (Hint:Bob Marley is normally photographed doing something similar). It said my interests were "playing with women's emotions"....among other things.
2) Ex girl messaging my next girl (luckily, the girl I was f***** @ the time wasn't involved and it didn't turn into a faulty Facebook love triangle) . I still remember getting that call and as I walked out of class, *confused tone* "Uh, Why did ________ send me a Facebook message?". My heart dropped and fell into the sole of my left shoe.
All that being said, I'm still on Facebook. lol I'm hardheaded I know BUT things have changed drastically. There have been entirely too many innovations to list, but most imporantly, most people recognize that "It's JUST Facebook". However, it wouldnt' be right if there wasn't drama over someone's status update, news feed, & new album. I just don't entertain the bullshit anymore, I tweet about it. Check out the video below that pretty much sums it all up. I'm Baaaaack
Initially, Facebook was the best thing since sliced bread. I was poking, messaging, and friend requesting every PYT I found, but all good things come to an end. This is when I learned one of my first important lessons about women - they mark their territory. Actually, I knew that but that's when I realized something as simple as a "what she wrote on your wall" was enough to turn a chick into The HULK - green with envy; and I definitely didn't like her when she was angry. It no longer mattered what I did when I wasn't being watched b/c being tagged in an album ratted me out worse then T.I.'s bodyguard because it showed explicitly -who I was with, what I wore, where I was, and HOW I dancing!
It's comical now, but Facebook & I have had an interesting almost abusive past. The situations that are top of mind:
1) Someone constructed a fake profile of me with a quite unflattering profile picture (Hint:Bob Marley is normally photographed doing something similar). It said my interests were "playing with women's emotions"....among other things.
2) Ex girl messaging my next girl (luckily, the girl I was f***** @ the time wasn't involved and it didn't turn into a faulty Facebook love triangle) . I still remember getting that call and as I walked out of class, *confused tone* "Uh, Why did ________ send me a Facebook message?". My heart dropped and fell into the sole of my left shoe.
All that being said, I'm still on Facebook. lol I'm hardheaded I know BUT things have changed drastically. There have been entirely too many innovations to list, but most imporantly, most people recognize that "It's JUST Facebook". However, it wouldnt' be right if there wasn't drama over someone's status update, news feed, & new album. I just don't entertain the bullshit anymore, I tweet about it. Check out the video below that pretty much sums it all up. I'm Baaaaack
2 comments:
Yooooo!! That FB video was funny as hell. I'll be the first to admit that I've fallen victim to looking @ pics and who commented on what and when... but I ain't drinking the kool-aid no mo'. That's how FB gets you. Folks, just get up from the computer and walk away! It's a nice day outside, go for a walk or run. Do some community service, hell, do yourself a service and don't pay attention to the madness. However, lol... one of my girlfriends said it best. Facebook is a man's worse enemy. So I agree Dave, people - especially women, will use it as a tool to pee all over a guy that they like or think they have something with. I've seen guys do it as well, just much less. I think relationships are hard enough without adding FB to fuel the flames of any discontent that may be going on with you and your boo. And FB just gave us ladies, being the ninjas & private detectives that we are, a new weapon to use in our arsenal. I guess if you have to use a social networking site to help you validate and find honesty in your relationship, its time for you to re-evaluate that relationship. The con of using FB in that manner is that you may end up causing a rift over something that is totally benign. But on the flip side, it may allow you and your S.O. to begin constructive dialogue that could either lead to further fortification of your situation or the dissolution of it altogether (which sometimes is a good thing). Shoot, I think that's why folks have moved on to Twitter, lmao... But anywho, glad to see you are back at it. This indeed was a Friday funny. Welcome back, welcome back, wel-come baaacckkk!!
funny post!
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