It's not that I'm against love, but whoever introduced Valentine's Day aka Vaginentine's Day to the world needs to be stoned. I dont even know where to begin due to the disdain I have for such a FARCE of a holiday. First, why is it celebrated? Don't GOOGLE that shit either! Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, even President's Day all have legitimate origins that are known by the general public. If you aren't a woman or a retailer, Vaginentine's Day is not for you. I've had women ask me, "what do you men want for Valentine's Day? My response was, "Vagina".
The main complaint amongst us men is, why is there so much significance placed on this day vs. last week when I showed you how much I care? I especially feel for those unlucky brothers who are involved with a woman who has a birthday in February. I actually know of one chick whose birthday is the 14th...
Ladies, I already know what it's really about. You dont want to be the odd woman out. When you see other females with flowers, candy, & cards, you want to be secure knowing you received presents of your own. You want to gloat about what he did, what he bought you, and where you are going to eat for dinner. MEANWHILE, his motivation for getting you something was about 5-15% SINCERE and 85-95% OBLIGATORY. Dont get me wrong, he cares about about you...but he doesn't give 2 fucks about Vaginentine's Day.
Shouldn't it matter more what your man does for you the other 364 days out of the year? I would think the fact he got you something b/c he was "supposed to" wouldn't make you so damn giddy. What about a bouquet of flowers on a random Wednesday? Or droppin you off at the spa on Saturday morning for a day of pampering just because? Sounds nice, right? Well the easiest way to not get anything from us is to expect something. If that went over your head don't worry, you'll catch it later.
I have an idea...You women can have St. Valentine's Day and we men will take St. Luke's Day (aka Steak & BJ Day) named after the preeminent saint of nastiness and all things mannish, Luther Campbell. I'm just saying...
